A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”
“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.”
“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”
“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!”
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding so he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
2006-10-20 22:56:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thank you give me a fun for enjoy .
2006-10-20 23:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Abdumalik A 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
classic joke ha ha
2006-10-21 06:37:42 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute. I liked it.
2006-10-21 06:33:46 · answer #3 · answered by knt1229 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats really funny.....!!
2006-10-21 06:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by devil 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha..that was funny,, thanks for the 2 pts
2006-10-21 06:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha! Good one. Thanks.
2006-10-21 06:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by Laurel_Eden 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋