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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your *** from drowning

2006-10-20 21:26:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

HAHAHA you did it again this smiling thing is great one more time PLEASE!!!!!........

2006-10-20 21:30:40 · answer #1 · answered by swami242 3 · 1 0

Brilliant

2006-10-20 22:02:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

one of the most hilarious bush jokes i ever heard..
lol
i feel bad for him sometimes, always being hated on..
but then i read somethin like this, and i laugh my a$s off...
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

2006-10-20 22:43:32 · answer #3 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 1 0

hey youre american right? I dont know about america but australia has thier own hate your leader site
www.ihatejohnhoward.com

2006-10-20 21:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by Scythe 1 · 1 0

Cute!

2006-10-20 21:28:59 · answer #5 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 1 0

LMAO!!!need a joke to cheer me up,urz did it=D

2006-10-21 01:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha ha

2006-10-20 21:40:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why does his dad doesn't want him to save somebody's life?
I just couldn't understand.............

2006-10-20 21:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by Maxwell O 1 · 1 0

i dont know

2006-10-20 21:32:53 · answer #9 · answered by talk_2_ayush 2 · 0 1

thanks, it's sweet!

2006-10-20 22:56:23 · answer #10 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1 0

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