A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam," she says.She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything..."He returns her gaze, "Anything?""Anything.His voice softens, "Anything?" "Anything," she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you ... study?"
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said its H to O!
thumbs up or thumbs down.
2006-10-20 21:21:23 · 33 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aww girl gr8 jokes.......will do ANYTHING to hav more of them...LOL
way to go....thumbs up!! giggles
2006-10-20 21:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up for the first one only.
2006-10-20 21:43:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thumbs up for both.
2006-10-20 21:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bigfoot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up
2006-10-20 21:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good! Thumbs definitely up for that one.
2006-10-20 21:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before. It is a blonde joke. I gave you a thumbs up anyway.
2006-10-20 21:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Just Bein' Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Totally down!
2006-10-20 22:29:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs way up for the first, very funny, but sadly its a bit of trueth in it
second one, was okay, but I didn't really lke it
2006-10-20 21:28:49 · answer #8 · answered by terra_chan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r a real joker.
joker ani.
my thumbs is right
2006-10-21 20:58:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, two thumbs up!
2006-10-20 21:24:47 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that before but funny none the less.
2006-10-20 21:25:02 · answer #11 · answered by Spike 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋