Professional courtesy
2006-10-20 21:19:43 · 16 answers · asked by The professor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
2006-10-20 21:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by mystique_dragon4 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Professional courtesy sounds like an oxymoron amongst attorneys!
2006-10-21 04:21:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because since when did attorneys swim in the ocean it might dampen thier reputation
2006-10-21 04:26:43 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take your pick:
1. I don't know.....but do you think we could train them to?
2. Sharks have a strict policy against cannibalism.
2006-10-21 04:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe the attorneys don't swim in shark infested waters, they are pretty shady and slimy, but I have to say maybe they have more sense than we give them credit for.
2006-10-21 04:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they know better. Attorney's would bite back and put them in cages.
2006-10-21 04:22:46 · answer #6 · answered by Chrissy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They don't eat their own kind.
Even though Lawyers are money sharks!
:)
2006-10-21 04:26:21 · answer #7 · answered by afafae25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause they prefer the taste of warm-blooded mammals.
:o)
2006-10-21 04:21:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sharks dont eat clowns, because they taste "funny".
2006-10-21 04:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sharks don't eat parasites
2006-10-21 04:22:35 · answer #10 · answered by Dr Dee 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋