A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.
The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
2006-10-20 21:01:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i bet his after shave dint go well.lol.keep it up!=)
2006-10-21 01:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shave his head off. Great one.
2006-10-21 06:22:03 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry officer i didnt mean it!!! My hand was slippery and it slipped right down to his throat!!! Honest!!
2006-10-21 04:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scythe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OOOOPPPSSS! THE BLADE JUST SLIPPED OUT MY HAND.....(cops)13 TIMES?
2006-10-21 04:07:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice aveter hunny
2006-10-21 04:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Donets'k 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one
2006-10-21 04:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by haha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
damn, i feel sorry for the guy, he must have got his cheek cut off! hahaha
2006-10-21 04:05:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch! cut throat!
2006-10-21 05:58:28 · answer #8 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hee hee - that's funny.. i laughed and now i can go to sleep..
:o)
2006-10-21 04:18:44 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAHAH really funny
2006-10-21 05:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by emilo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋