She arrives & sees St. Peter standing at the Pearly Gates, and says, "Wonderful, so this heaven. I never realized that there's real pearly gates, so can I go in?" St. Peter says, "No, first you must spell a word". "Spell a word, what word?" St. Peter says, " Any word, spell it right and you can go in, spell it wrong and you are denied entry" She says, "OK how about love, LOVE ?" St. Peter says, "That's fine you can go in but first pls. do me a favor. I have to go to the bathroom so just stay here and watch the gate". She says "OK, but what if someone comes". St Peter says, "Just like you they must spell a word". After a minute she sees someone coming and soon realizes that it's her husband and says, "What are you doing here?" He says, "I was driving home from the funeral, I was crying and the next thing I know, Bang! Look at this, Heaven. Do you remember how we spoke about spending eternity together, well can I go in? No first spell a word. What word ? She says Czechoslovakia.
2006-10-20 20:39:04 · 7 answers · asked by The professor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha ha ha ha that's a good one.
2006-10-20 20:43:01 · answer #1 · answered by Toya 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-20 21:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one.Evil wife.
2006-10-20 23:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-10-21 02:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by sk8tbrdswdtw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-20 21:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one but did he get in???
2006-10-20 21:45:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahaha
nice one!! bravo!!
2006-10-20 21:11:05 · answer #7 · answered by Perfectly Flawed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋