could use some of the answers
2006-10-20 20:20:45 · 9 answers · asked by The Hitman 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Fart really loud then tell her your butt hurts.
2006-10-20 20:22:34 · answer #1 · answered by Major Max Confusion 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
"Ruin" and "hilarious" sound like an oxymoron in this sentence. I don't think it will be hilarious to both parties in the date, which makes it just plain harsh, and that is never funny.
2006-10-20 20:24:01 · answer #2 · answered by gettin'real 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try these from the sick and devious mind of somone with too muhc free time on their hands at work.
claim to have INVENTED the sun, that you are the lords son, and keep makeing more audacious statements
go to the bathroom several times, then comment on how you like to see how you compare to other men(give a really weird smile)
ask her is shes ahd her rabies shots, adn how she feels about donkeys
make really weird comments about the subject of death, then ask her waht she would think aobut lieng in a tub of ice for a a while, then lay perfectly still durring sex.
thats all.
2006-10-20 20:25:00 · answer #3 · answered by irishthunda 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Tell her to get all dressed up for a special date. Take her to a sleazy bar and have her keep putting the quarters in the juke box for you.
2006-10-20 20:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by physandchemteach 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you could have one of your female friends pose as your wife, and one of your male friends pose as your"wife's" date, and accidentally run into each other at the restaurant, introduce your "wife' and her date, and explain that you are swingers. then ask who is up for some naked twister. bet somebody leaves quickly, just be prepared for a drink in your face, groin shots, and or flying plates and silverware
2006-10-20 20:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by smitty 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well you could let some farts through out the night
2006-10-20 20:24:27 · answer #6 · answered by Cobra 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
crap in your pants and then leave it there this would b hilarious
2006-10-20 20:24:48 · answer #7 · answered by asswiper 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
farting will always ruin it
2006-10-20 20:22:50 · answer #8 · answered by Major Tom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piss yourself...or obviously scratch your balls then touch her face
2006-10-20 20:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋