Ok I asked the guys if they were in a long relationship with a woman like married or living together, I asked if they minded if she f@rted, burped, blew her nose or took dumps. Many said they don't care but some were a little frigid about it. I guess its different from guy to guy.
My ex-hubby best-friend, we were dating a short time before we were ripping up the car seats and neither could out-do the other when it came to blowing our noses. We would laugh like clowns at how easily we could fluff around eachother almost right away. (But, we were like brother and sister, not in love, and shouldn't have gotten married.)
My question ladies, do you fluff, burp, blow your nose or take dumps when your man is around? Do you go in the next room or outside? (I take the dog out to fluff and knock over a few patio chairs) I'm not ready to do it around my guy yet and it's been years. Whats the ladies' view on this?
2006-10-20 19:38:31 · 14 answers · asked by Ade 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Well, my hubby and I are very comfortable around each other.If you can't be comfortable in front of your significant other/spouse, who CAN you be comfortable in front of? Farting, burping, pooing, peeing, blowing/picking your nose are a part of being human, the sooner you come to terms with it the more comfortable in relationships you can be. If someone has a problem with that, then it's an issue they need to get over fast, cause you can't hide those kinds of things forever, it's too long and too much of a waste of time and energy. We don't see any reason to hide it. If you're gonna fart, you're gonna fart. Who wants to walk all the way outside, it's too inconvenient, and what if you have a tummy ache where every 2 minutes you have to fart before you go to the bathroom to take a huge dump? My hubby and I'll pee right in front of each other and when we go poo, we leave the door open. We don't care at all, in fact, when we're done taking poopoos, we go, "Whew, that was a nasty/huge/great dump I just took, I wish you could have seen it!" Why just today, we were at Wal-Mart and I had to go really badly, so when I was in the restroom, I was texting back and forth with my hubby about how badly I was stinking up the restroom, that every woman that came in exclaimed in discust! You really want to hear something funny? Before we started dating, I used to fart on my husband just to gross him out, who knew it wouldn't gross him out! Now, we get up and act as if we're going to the fridge or something, and as soon as we pass in front of each other, we rip a fart in the other's face!!! I love it! My hubby teases me saying he's gonna take a turd on my face when I'm asleep! We're so gross to each other!
Belching, that is another one of our fun activities. I can out belch my husband! When we were dating, I knew he was the man for me when he belched really loudly over the phone, then said to me, "I wish you were here so I could blow it in your face!" We're so mean to each other!!!
We not only blow our noses in front of each other but we pick our noses onto tissues in front of each other! This morning I was doing that and teased my hubby that I was gonna wipe my booger on him, then I took my clean finger and wiped his head like I was wiping one on him and he exclaimed in grossness!! I laughed so hard, it was awsome!!!
One time, when we were dating, we were having phone sex, when we were done, I decided to pipe in, "my dog was between my legs the whole time, too!", re responded simply with, "Yuck!" It was great, I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself! I was very proud of that joke, still am!
I hope I helped! Thanks for letting me share! I hope I didn't gross out TOO many people!!
2006-10-20 20:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by afafae25 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA this question is TOO hilarious! Well I think it's fine to do all of the above around, near, or in front of someone that you are really really close too. I mean, it's part of life who cares? Maybe it's just the guys I hang out with...but they couldn't seem to give a...CRAP! HAHAHA. But I'm being serious, with my boyfriend I would be on the phone and be like honey I'm taking a crap now and if I didn't take the phone with me he'd say "I'm not close enough for you to bring me?" I think a husband should be like a best friend and you should be comfortable doing whatever in front of them. I'm just naturally an open person though, I don't care what people think that much. Hope I helped!
2006-10-20 19:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by Major Max Confusion 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I do it absolutely! If my man cant take me having natural functions every human has, then he twisted. Every person has to fart, burp, blow their nose (some people pick their's, lol), throw-up, and take poops. If woman didnt, wed be dead. There is nothing wrong in it. You should not be embarrassed, or hide when you have these functions, that happen daily. That seperates you from him, and if you love him, and he loves you, then theres no reason to hide. It cant possibly be unacceptable for females to have natural functions! If he doesnt like you to do these things around him, whether or not he does them in front of you, then he is the one who is unacceptable. Do you even know if he minds? Why not make a loud and long fart in front of him and find out? Good blowing to you!
2006-10-20 19:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by xenypoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its all about being real. You are human right? And so is he right? Doesn't matter then. I think that if you're in a secure relationship thats the last thing that should even concern you. Don't sweat the small stuff such as this. Relationship is all about being free to be who you are and do what you naturally do. No pretending. Be yourself, burping, fluffing, blowing your nose and all.
2006-10-20 19:55:07 · answer #4 · answered by TLC41 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well the guys dont surprise me once again, lol. But i think its okay to burp and blow nose. But the dump and fart one is a little outrageous. One day if you want to marry the person you will have to deal with it, but when yuo are dating its not really right.
2006-10-20 19:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by aricalyn10<3 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well i personally just fell uncomfortable doing any off that stuff infront of anyone espacially a bf or husband. plus guys may say they dont mind it but i think that sometimes there are things that you shouldnt do infront of your man and for me those are the things..i mean if yours married it cant really be avoided all the time but i would try to not let him hear me taking a crap cause i would feel weird..but i guess if you can marry a guy he gets married to you and have to relize that girls fart and take shits just like guys do ..so it shouldnt bea big deal
2006-10-20 19:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by **keke** 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am married and have been for 8 years. I fart whenever I have to, I blow my nose whenever I need to. I go to the toilet alone, there have to be lines drawn lol. He will stand there talking to me while I am in the bath. We are totally comfortable with each other, you have to be if you want things to last I reckon.
2006-10-20 19:49:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Right now, don't have anyone to fluff around, but in past relationships, we've had no problem around each other. ? maybe that's why I'm single now? ha ha
2006-10-20 19:46:30 · answer #8 · answered by valerie v 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i go take the dog out or go where he can't hear me ,that's embarrassing my hubby doesn't think women should fart,(i guess they are suppose to blow up or something) he weird but i still will not do it in front of him .
2006-10-20 19:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kathy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm not shy about any of my bodily functions around my boyfriend.
2006-10-20 19:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋