How are guys supposed to know how long to try to hold them in?
Is it a certain number of dates? (If so how many times)
After having sex? (If so how many times)
Once you pass gas in our presence?
Help a guy out here please. Women have no idea how hard it is for a guy. Us holding in a fart is like you keeping a secret. It is that unnatural.
2006-10-20 19:24:26 · 20 answers · asked by S h ä r k G û m b ò 6 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Fart jokes are classy.
2006-10-20 19:36:59 · update #1
I'm getting some mixed messages here.
2006-10-21 10:16:38 · update #2
Honestly, some women you can know them for years and they would just frown at the fact youd even want to, then there are some like me who thinks its funny and thinks its a compliment to my personality, showing he knows Im a down to earth person. I never wanted to be farted on, around, but when it happend, it caused some humor. I would say get to know this girl, and make sure you are where you need to be before you 'let loose'. Same thing as not flushing the toilete. You wouldnt forget to flush the toilete in front of a girl youre barely getting to know. But like I said, you need to know her, and once you know her, you would know not only if, but when, its okay to let it RIP!
2006-10-20 19:49:37 · answer #1 · answered by Brown Beauty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all, some women can keeps secrets. And second, it's just as hard for US not to pass gas sometimes as it is for you. We get gas too! But it depends on a lot of things. How well and how long have you known her? If you guys are friends or if you've been together for a while, it's a safe bet she's not going to get too offended if you pass a little gas. Is she uptight or understanding? If you get a girl that's pretty relaxed, chances are good that some wind (unless it's really vile) isn't going to scare her away. But your safest bet is just asking or bringing it up! When my boyfriend and I started dating he held it in all of the time, I just didn't know it. Then one day he had a really funny look on his face and I asked him what was wrong. He had held a fart in so long it made his stomach cramp! If a girl can't understand that it's only natural, then she's just rude. Having gas isn't something you can help. But you should be courtious about it too. On the first few dates, if you don't really know the girl, excuse yourself to use the restroom and do it there. After than, if you've made it to a certain comfort level, make sure you crack a window, turn AWAY from her, and WARN that it's coming, don't just crack one off unexpectedly and not tell her.
2006-10-20 19:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by tiffanybriana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should never pass gas in front of anyone, much less a female. Any way you look at it it is considered childish or rude. However, if you feel it is something you must do, then I suggest do it from the start. Nobody likes secrets in a relationship, no matter how bad they smell.
2006-10-20 19:28:41 · answer #3 · answered by Chip 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Come off it!!..gas is gas whether its male or female...men always think that is some sort of predestined right of passage to have to pass gas or masturbate...lol....get up go to the bathroom FART then come back that's the polite thing to do.
2006-10-20 19:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by .*^+Holly+^*. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's just a hard for women too. the main thing is how do u think your girlfriend will react, one thing try and not do it after sex it ruins the mood. how about leave the room and let it rip and make a clean joke if it was loud.also if you can wait wait till she does it.
hope that helps you
2006-10-20 19:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by nomespurple 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would never pass gas in the presence of a female. Unless it was accidently, or I did not think she was around to hear it.
2006-10-20 19:33:18 · answer #6 · answered by Dwayne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't do it in a closed in area where your gonna suffocate her.
Flatulence is a natural process. If she is not comfortable with you cuttin the cheese, she is probabley not right for you.
So, give her fair warning. Turn your thunder tube away from her nose, and let it riiiiiiiiiiiiip.
2006-10-20 19:51:43 · answer #7 · answered by oltmprch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. This has to be one of the best questions ever.
You could always ask her.
I was lucky, my wife has 4 brothers, so she was used to it.
And now, well, after having 2 kids with her, she couldn't care less.
2006-10-20 19:26:35 · answer #8 · answered by jacobsj52 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 months in it
2006-10-20 19:30:17 · answer #9 · answered by slaphappy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NEVER deliberately. If you can hold it in, hold it. Or go to another room or outside and let it fly! NEVER in her direction, especially in bed, and it is NOT funny to hold her head under the covers. Trust me, people have divorced for less.
2006-10-20 19:37:42 · answer #10 · answered by Oghma Gem 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋