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Like all grown men, I pick my nose when i'm alone in the elevator and wipe the boogers on the buttons. I put the biggest booger on the most popular button. As the importance of the button decreases, so does the size of the booger. My boss put his finger on a booger inthe elevator and found out that it was me. He said he is considering firing me...what can i do ?

2006-10-20 19:22:18 · 19 answers · asked by downclover 3 in Society & Culture Etiquette

19 answers

Gross!! Start saying goodbye to everyone.

2006-10-22 19:18:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

First thing, STOP putting your boogers on the buttons. How did he find out that it was your boogers? Try to apologize to him. How did he find out that it was your boogers anyhow??? Other than that there isn't much you can do, now. Oh, how did he find out that it was your boogers, you didn't say.

Have a great day!

2006-10-21 02:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Alf 4 · 0 0

Well, after reading some of the other questions you've written, I don't think you are even old enough to have a job.

In one, you were 42, and another one 35. Then you said you graduated from high school in '75. Do the math. Another said you had a wife, another one you had girlfriend.

I think you are just a nasty little boy who needs to grow up. Your questions are disgusting.

2006-10-21 20:16:20 · answer #3 · answered by Cat Lover 7 · 0 0

Apologize for the juvenile behavior, clean up your own nasty mess and pray the boss sees how hard working you are,if you are,if not this would be a good time to start. I believe I would have fired you also, your actions speak loudly of your immaturity.

2006-10-21 02:35:08 · answer #4 · answered by Faith walker 4 · 0 0

what u did was disgusting, immature, and im sure ur boss is not going to give the same respect that he did in the past. but because of ur irresponsible behavior that shouldn't cause u to loose your job unless u work inside of some sort of lab. where u is aware of the side affects of contamination from germs such as a big boogie. hope you don't loose Ur job over say so's

2006-10-21 02:35:40 · answer #5 · answered by krittlette 2 · 0 0

thats awesome!! You should walk up to your boss and flick a big booger in his face.

2006-10-21 23:14:59 · answer #6 · answered by sparky_butt 3 · 0 0

kill yourself you are a waste of flesh, I am just kidding I wish I could get my boss like you do. What is he going to fire you for? Go to the civil service board and file a wrong full firing lawsuit.

2006-10-21 02:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

How grown are you?

I think you are the first man to admit to something so disgusting.

I can only believe this is what you do.

2006-10-21 02:55:49 · answer #8 · answered by nalaredneb 7 · 0 0

I guess tell him to put you on clean up duty.How awful, I would have never asked the question.

2006-10-21 02:26:50 · answer #9 · answered by avery 6 · 0 0

If I were your boss, I'd pick a big slimy one & wipe it on your cheek.

2006-10-21 23:15:29 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

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