Is it ok to take a nasty dump at your gf's house?

Question

what if it stinks up the place?
what if it won't flush?
is it ok to hop in the shower quick and cleanse yourself of smelly poop particles so as not to raise suspicion?

Answer 1

Yes, but if possible, warn her first and let her pee first if she has to! Or at least warn her afterward. But do NOT emerge from the bathroom and say any of the following: "Light a match." "Woo-hoo, I wouldn't go in there for awhile." "Honey, come look at this one." "Ahhhh, the birth of a nation!"

Use air freshener, for god's sake. That's what it's there for!! We would never think of not using it. And yes, especially if you are on the way back into bed . . . hop in the shower quick and cleanse yourself. The first time my fiance' did this, I about fell over amazed at his thoughtfulness. No one had ever done that. Now we both do this routinely if on the way back to bed or ? It is just consideration for the other person, particularly if anyone is headed downtown. You don't want to smell someone's dirty butt!

Answer 2

sure, just spray something and use a plunger if it wont flush, if that doesnt work blame it on someone else and make it look like one of her family members is the slob, that would be so funny, my best friend told me a story about how she went to watch a movie at her bfs house, they ate mexican and she just had to go, well the toilet would not flush, she didnt want him to know it was her so she pretended to get lost in his house, when he went to look for her, she exclaimed she could not find the bathroom, apparently he had a big house, he personally showed her, when they entered the bathroom she said it smelled so bad, she acted like it grossed her out, the guy saw the disgusting crap in his john, and he got embarrassed becuz he thought it was his dad, he kept apologizing to her the whole night, to this day when i see this kid out, he still thinks the reason she dumped him was becuz she maybe thought his family was ill mannered she dumped him three days, i still laugh when ever i think of that story, i guess i could say he doesnt take dumps that well!!!

Beware of those dingle berries!!!!!!

Answer 3

I say do it where you must. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. That's why god invented air freshiner. If they don't like it then they should buy some. Or keep the bathroom window open and if it doesn't flush and you leave a floater then guess what?. You've marked your territory and they'll not soon forget it.

Answer 4

Hey if you gotta go you gotta go. About the shower, at least act a little contrite about just jumping in the shower and hang the towel up nicely. And leave the fan on or crack a window.

Answer 5

Okay big, What is with this poop business!! are you somekind of weird poop poop boy!! who in their right mind would take a showder at a girlfriends house after pooping.For GOD sakes enough of poopy..

Clowmy

Answer 6

Man this is some serious trauma. The toilet won't flush.. Ur phucked, LOL Every one poops.. or they at least should. Open the window. This is funny!!

Answer 7

I looked it up and YES you can, but you need 2 b smooth. Like, when you come out of there act like she jacked that bathroom up well b4 you had anything 2 do with it. That might only work like 3 times tho b4 she catches on.

Answer 8

If you don't like her anymore, poop in her room.
If you like her, do it outside.
if you really like her, do it at your place.

Always carry a can of air freshener.
Its like a condom.
You'll need it when it comes out.

Answer 9

It depends on how long you two have been together

Answer 10

i would try make it a point to go before you go see her, that will save embarrassing moments.