An old lady is having trouble with her pet dog snoring every night and keeping her awake. So she goes to a vet and learns that that if you put a ribbon around a snoring dog's penis he'll roll over and stop snoring. The next night her dog is snoring so she goes to the kitchen and gets a red ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis. His snoring stopped. Later on that night her dog is snoring again, so she goes to the kitchen and gets a blue ribbon and ties it around her dog's penis, and he stops snoring.
The next morning the dog wakes up, looks down at himself, and says: "I don't know what kind of freaky perverted dog-show you entered me into last night lady, but it appears I came in first and second."
2006-10-20 19:04:56 · 7 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one.
2006-10-20 19:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one.
2006-10-20 19:20:29 · answer #2 · answered by Toya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard i had to go pee.
2006-10-20 19:26:23 · answer #3 · answered by Dawg Vader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome joke!
2006-10-20 22:53:56 · answer #4 · answered by haha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 19:25:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no comments
2006-10-20 20:48:58 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
yeah beat you to it
2006-10-20 19:07:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋