1. the most powerful force in the world is that of a Frisbee straining to get under a car
2. the better the catch the worse the rethrow (a.k.a 'good catch, bad throw')
3. one ,must never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than, 'watch this!'
4. the higher the costs of hitting any object the greater the certainty it will be struck
5. the best catches are never seen
6. the greatest single aid to distance is for the Frisbee to be going in he wrong direction (a.k.a 'goes the wrong way, goes a long way')
7. the most powerful hex words in the world of sports are: 'I really have this sussed-watch' (a.k.a 'know it, blow it')
8. in any crowd of spectators at least one will suggests that razor blades could attached to the Frisbee
9. the greater your need to make a god catch the greater the probability your partner will deliver his worst throw
10. the single most difficult move with a Frisbee is to put it down (a.k.a 'just one more throw')
2006-10-20
19:00:26
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