A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. “What time do you open up in the morning?” he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.
The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. “Listen, the owner shouted, “there’s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn’t let a person in your condition in—“
“I don’t want to get in,” the caller interjected. “I want to get out.”
2006-10-20 19:00:25 · 20 answers · asked by anitha 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please do rate thumbs up or thumbs down
2006-10-20 19:05:56 · update #1
wow! what a JOKE!
it was great i rate u 10 on 10. keep posting jokes.
2006-10-20 20:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by ♦ arc duke ♦ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am I supposed to be the bar owner?. Well, good one.THUMBS UP in future when I reach level 2
2006-10-21 09:25:12 · answer #2 · answered by ISAAC KUFFOUR 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-10-21 20:52:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dharshi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone posted this same joke on here a few weeks back. It's still funny though!
2006-10-21 02:02:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, if you want the truth, it was a little amusing but not realll funny. (not trying to upset you though)....but I bet he ain't going get no sleep for a while, is he?
2006-10-21 05:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by mindy 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-10-21 02:35:43 · answer #6 · answered by ami_jaan2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, heard that one before, but still a thumbs up.
2006-10-21 04:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. didn't see that one coming. lol. thumbs up to you, mate!
2006-10-21 08:22:33 · answer #8 · answered by truth hurts. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha seems that it is the bar where very good alcohol is avlbl.
2006-10-21 02:06:11 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
where'd the guy get the owner's number???
2006-10-21 02:04:02 · answer #10 · answered by Shenlong The God Dragon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋