Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the governmental process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...
2006-10-20 18:57:04 · 8 answers · asked by Love Exists? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats the most true
%@% i heard all month
2006-10-20 19:10:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wrong! Not only in America. I wanna know why my flashlight takes three batteries but I can only get them in twos or fours or sixes or more. Darn it.
2006-10-21 02:24:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-21 07:51:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i never thought of that
2006-10-21 02:48:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-21 01:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup its all true
2006-10-21 02:00:16 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is so true.
2006-10-21 02:00:59 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-21 05:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by haha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋