A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are going to swim a mile to a small island to go explore it.
The first one to try is the brunette who gets a 1/4 of the way there, tires out, and comes back.
Then the red head goes and she makes it a 1/3 of the way there, tires out, and comes back.
Finally the blonde goes who makes it 1/2 way, tires out, and comes back. :)
2006-10-20 18:31:48 · 16 answers · asked by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York. When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde,"I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat." The blonde replied,"Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said,"That's fine miss, but you'll have to go to your seat." The blonde responded again, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York."
This conversation continued, always with the blonde's same response. The attendant got so upset that she went to the captain and told him about the blonde. The captain went and whispered something in the blonde's ear and the blonde immeadiately got up and went to her seat in coach.
The attendant asked the captain how he got the stubborn blonde to move. He said, "I just told her that this part of the plane wasn't going to New York."
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend." The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet."
So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money."
The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
2006-10-21 22:44:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What is it called when a blond has a string going through one ear and out the other?
A Train of thought.
:)
2006-10-21 01:35:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so not funny!!!! (well it kind of is) My uncle tried to swim across the Mississippi. He made it half way and turned around and came back b/c he was wore out!!!!
2006-10-21 01:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MICHAEL, I DIDN'T GET IT, BUT MY DAUGHTER TOLD ME WHAT THE ANSWER WAS, THE BLOND SWIMS A 1/2 MILE THEN SWIMS BACK, THAT EQUALLS A MILE. GOT IT.
2006-10-21 01:38:18 · answer #4 · answered by tinkerbell 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
ps. it would be more funny if they were to swim to a shore from a stranded island and the rest of them died.
2006-10-21 04:49:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey omg thats so hilaroius i have to go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now
2006-10-21 01:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by alyssakaz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, I've heard some great blonde jokes, that wasn't one of them.... sorry
2006-10-21 01:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by Midnight Runner 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why couldnt they keep going they spent more enrgy coming back than they would have if they had kept going
2006-10-21 21:04:00 · answer #8 · answered by *~♥3r|k@♥~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
srry thats not the funny.
2006-10-21 01:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by ray-lyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, that one WAS funny.
2006-10-21 01:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋