A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jaguar XL-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Jag. The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone and dialed 911. In less than five minutes, a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Jag, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. I can't believe how materialistic you high Rollin lawyers are, he said. You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else. How can you say such a thing? asked the lawyer. The cop replied, did’t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?
2006-10-20 18:31:22 · 12 answers · asked by Love Exists? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It must have been torn off when the truck hit you. OH MY GOD, screamed the lawyer, My Rolax!!
2006-10-20 18:31:42 · update #1
very good besides being funny it teaches a very big lesson!
2006-10-20 18:35:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 11:14:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok.........
And it's ROLEX not Rolax
2006-10-20 18:38:45 · answer #3 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one!!
2006-10-20 19:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Twisted LOL...
2006-10-20 18:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-20 18:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by ray-lyn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 18:33:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too funny!!!
2006-10-20 18:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
um it's ok
2006-10-20 18:38:31 · answer #9 · answered by sixcannonballs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so
2006-10-20 18:33:34 · answer #10 · answered by center of the universe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋