At a small terminal in the Texas Panhandle, three strangers are awaiting their shuttle flight. One is a Native American passing through from Oklahoma. Another, a local ranch hand on his way to Ft. Worth for a stock show. The third passenger is an Arabic student, newly arrived at theTexas oil patch from the Middle East.
To pass the time they strike up a conversation on recent events, and the discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon the westerners learn that the Arabic guy is a devout Muslim. The conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowpoke leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table, tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside blows tumbleweeds and the old windsock flaps, but no plane comes.
2006-10-20 18:21:13 · 12 answers · asked by ♥Raven 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Finally, the Native American clears his throat and softly, he speaks: "Once
my people were many, Now we are few."
The Muslim raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Texan shifts the toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says,"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims
yet."
2006-10-20 18:22:57 · update #1
get a sense of humor or get off the jokes section please =)
2006-10-20 18:28:16 · update #2
Lol
Maybe just the type of person i am, but i always enjoy any joke thats in intelligently funny, even if it makes fun of certain cultures or uses profanity.
2006-10-20 18:27:32 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You wager your hind quarters. it is now 5:50 EDT, the race starts off in 10 minutes on ESPN2. EDIT: in basic terms began. motive force introductions: Cale Yarborough Jack Ingram L.D. Ottinger Harry Gant Larry Pearson (David's son) Terry Labonte Sterling Marlin David eco-friendly Jimmy Spencer Phil Parsons Rusty Wallace (old hues) Junior Johnson (wrecked in practice, repaired, will race) %. vehicle, Bobby Allison Grand Marshall: David Pearson Ned and Dale Jarrett in the sales area
2016-12-05 01:42:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 muh 2 red . . .
2006-10-20 20:12:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have to admit that I really liked it.
2006-10-20 19:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I always loved this joke!!! lmao wtg!
2006-10-20 18:30:53 · answer #5 · answered by Jen J 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 18:24:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, joke. Not funny at all.
2006-10-20 18:24:39 · answer #7 · answered by Ragdoll 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha!
2006-10-20 18:25:35 · answer #8 · answered by tejadasammy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO, NO, NO, NO.
That's just..............
WRONG.
SHAME ON YOU!!!
2006-10-20 18:25:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
that's so raven........hehehehe
2006-10-20 18:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by sugu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋