Don’ t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it any more?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.
He said to the little girl, "I too have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!
2006-10-20 18:15:34 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO!
Best one that I've heard in quite a while.
Thanks for sharing your chicken sandwich with me.
2006-10-20 19:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute joke but really incredibly DUMB kids!
2006-10-20 18:32:48 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! Good one
2006-10-20 18:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2006-10-20 18:21:23 · answer #4 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was awesome
2006-10-20 19:03:03 · answer #5 · answered by jong jong 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 18:19:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
2006-10-20 18:17:40 · answer #7 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......how cute! :o)
2006-10-20 18:21:54 · answer #8 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a BLOND, and ,
I thought,..........
that was a stupid joke.......
2006-10-20 18:19:47 · answer #9 · answered by ditzy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋