Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone"
2006-10-20 18:13:01 · 9 answers · asked by Love Exists? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
2006-10-20 18:13:30 · update #1
"No - I don't do charity work"
"No - your Mother wouldn't like it"
2006-10-21 06:31:54 · answer #1 · answered by Miz Oh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So many men on here constantly ask how to go about striking up a conversation with women. It's no wonder they are scared sh_tless to talk when there are so many horrible kunts that feel it's funny to slam a man for simply trying to talk to them. Since you are SO high and mighty, continue with your juvenile ways. Soon you will be an old haggard bitter ugly wench and will be able to experience their frustration when no one can get it up for you. How about letting them down in a manner that won't make them want to stay home and play WOW rather than have to deal with the likes of you? I realize that this is just a joke but when you mess with the male ego, it's only funny to you. Lay off the cruelty.
2006-10-20 18:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by m-t-nest 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Woman: Why can't we just Talk?
Man: That's what you have Girlfriends for.
What's the similarity between Machoism and Feminism?
Both are only interested in Themselves.
2006-10-20 18:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by ZoFro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I somewhat have had truly some pickup lines used on me. Me and a guy buddy of mine were speaking and he informed me the funniest (and lamest) pickup line ever. he's like "Is that a examine your pocket, cuz i visit c myself on your pants". Hilarious...
2016-12-05 01:42:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man:"lets go out on the beach and exchange underwear."
Woman: "surprise, I'm not wearing any" as she leaves the beach bar.
2006-10-20 18:19:12 · answer #5 · answered by Country girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOH HARSH. That would suck to get turned down like that, but the morale is cheesy pick-ups don't work. Oh and the 2nd to last one from the originals kinda turns me on :-).
2006-10-20 18:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee
2006-10-20 18:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
2006-10-20 18:15:02 · answer #8 · answered by le païen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..:)
2006-10-20 18:16:14 · answer #9 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋