The three Bears are in court. Mama & Papa are getting a divorce. The judge asks Baby Bear if he wants to live with Mama, and he says "no , Mama Bear beats me." "Oh no" says the judge,"Do you want to live with Papa?" "No, Papa Bear beats me too." Oh dear," says the judge. "Who do you want to live with?" And Baby Bear says,
" I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anyone."
2006-10-20
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