2006-10-20 17:51:12 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
this is the stupidest question i've seen.
nothing, I'd give nothing.
2006-10-20 17:53:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
He wouldn't come to my house....
...I live at the very last house on a dead end road... no one comes down here for Halloween. We always have a bowl full of candy and only about 5 trick or treaters (and they're all the neighbors kids...)
2006-10-20 17:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sista Sista,
This is the silliest question tonight!
Jesus does not ask for things. He is everything we are not. I do know that we are not worthy of even touching his clothing or looking at him.
If He came to my door I would bow down to the floor and I would not move. My face would be to the ground. I would then realize I was in Heaven and October 31st would be known as the 2nd coming.
2006-10-20 18:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by GiGi 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I usually do not get all carried away with my emotions, and I know it would be a bit much. but I would just reach out and give him a big ole hug. and say Thank You . so very much. and go so far as to ask him about my parents, even though I know they are doing just fine.Then I would sudjest to him that an apple might be the best choice from the goodies I have offered in the basket of goodies I have for the tricker treaters.
2006-10-20 18:07:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Candy. I already gave him my life. Jesus wanted a relationship with people and He interacted with them. There actually some funny things He did, many never notice when they read the Bible. So, IF, He was trick-or-treating, I would think He want candy like everyone else. Maybe a hug too. ;-)
2006-10-20 17:56:20 · answer #5 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
A good piece of my mind. I'd ask him to petition his dad to come down like he used to do in the Bible and say to the people of the world, "My favorite religion is......". Then maybe I'd give him some candy depending on his costume.
2006-10-20 18:01:31 · answer #6 · answered by The professor 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Assuming that it's really Jesus, and not some teen or adult dressed as him (because I would want proof.) than he would get the same thing everyone else gets. Candy. And maybe a soda.
But seriously, he'd get a firm talking to about why he hasn't done anything while alive (assuming he is alive and not some apparition) and then he'd get some fish, since he seems to like that so much.
2006-10-20 17:54:22 · answer #7 · answered by Wicked 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I'd give him a black cloak, a broken flashlight, and point him towards the nearest busy road.
(of course, before that, I'd take his costume... because hey, how cool would it be to dress up as Jesus next year!)
2006-10-23 11:35:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A poisoned apple cause he's just as real as Snow White.
2006-10-22 07:44:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big 'ol stack of Chick tracts. He could probably use a good laugh these days.
2006-10-20 19:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus would not go trick or treating.
2006-10-20 17:54:03 · answer #11 · answered by » mickdotcom « 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋