Pat Robertson
Madalyn Murray O'Hair
Paris Hilton
C.S. Lewis
Richard Dawkins
St. Thomas Aquinas
Voltaire
Plato
Simon Cowell
2006-10-20 17:47:30 · 4 answers · asked by BABY 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Pat Robertson because he is the pig of pigs!
2006-10-20 17:50:50 · answer #1 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pat Robertson.
O'Hair, Dawkins, and Voltaire would get into an argument over whether the two of them that are dead should be there or not; I see O'Hair disappearing in a puff of logic first.
Paris Hilton would be talking about how hot the pie is. Her chihuahua may be a contender, though.
Lewis would contemplate the pie and make some thoughtful remarks on its existence.
Aquinas would be trying to figure out who baked the pie simply by examining the pie.
Plato would be troubled by the fact that a winner could be determined by speed of eating at all, and would be trying to find better ways to find one.
Anything so sweet as a pie would run screaming from Simon Cowell.
Pat Robertson would simply declare the pie a symbol of traditional American values and dig in.
Unless, of course, it comes out that Ted Allen baked it.
2006-10-21 01:08:06 · answer #2 · answered by angk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paris Hilton, because she's a professional swallower.
Remember when Bill Gates was 'pied'?? That was soooooo funny!!!
2006-10-21 00:52:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
O'Hair 'cause she was 1/2 a woman lover.( they wouldn't let me say fag)
2006-10-21 00:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋