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I want to go to a church to meet some hot christian girl. I havent been to a church since I can remember and have no idea what happens inside. When you first show up are you supposed to do anything, sign in, or tell someone you there? ** Would it look weird if a guy went in there by himself. (honestly would it look weird) How much are you supposed to put in the bowl that is passed around? When inside, when is the best time to talk to people. How are you supposed to dress?

2006-10-20 17:46:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

I already told you, it's all a massive orgy.

2006-10-20 17:47:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Well, i really admire the fact you want to go to church. im sorry to say though, you may be going for the wrong reasons...you actually need Jesus more than a "hot christian girl" But anyway let me encourage you to find an independent or fundamentel Baptist church. Peolpe are friendly, you are not expected to give anything in the "bowl that is passed around", or sing in. Dress like you would for a nice outing dinner. Trust me you will NOt look wierd to us, we love people and anytime before or after the service is perfect to walk up and introduce yourself and talk.

2006-10-20 17:53:45 · answer #2 · answered by baratinha 2 · 0 0

Jake,

Your issue is that no christian girl will want to talk with you in terms of a relationship because you aren't a Christian. The Bible states that we are not to intermingle.

You need to get saved first before having any chance of meeting a Christian girl.

2006-10-20 17:48:59 · answer #3 · answered by Help 3 · 0 0

Well, inside a Catholic church you first go in and kneel, then you sit, then the man in the silly outfit says something then you stand. After that you sit again, then kneel again, then stand and sit, then stand again. After all the standing and sitting and kneeling, they feed you a little wafer and some wine, then you leave. If you want to join, they throw some water on you and say some magic words.

2006-10-20 17:53:46 · answer #4 · answered by tomleah_06 5 · 0 0

Sometimes they roll around on the floor and speak in gibberish. Sometimes they bark like dogs. And when the Holy spirit tells 'em a really good joke, they just laugh and laugh.....

2006-10-20 17:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by paganvegan 3 · 0 0

What kind of church ? Catholic Lutheran Mormon Unted .....depends on the church what happens there..

2006-10-20 17:49:41 · answer #6 · answered by simichka 2 · 0 0

It depends on what denomination.Different churches have different types of service.God bless.

2006-10-20 17:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by John G 5 · 0 0

Why would hot girls go to church? They have many interesting places to go.However, god luck.

2006-10-20 18:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by Nabil 5 · 0 0

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