fake a seizure
make loud animal noises then deny doing it
churn some butter
create a brand new language
walls made of brick: count them
plot revenge against someone
think of nicknames for everyone you know
punch the person next to you in the mouth
see how long you can hold your breath
take your pants off and give them to the lecturer
chew on you arm until someone notices
change seats every three minutes
run across the room, tag someone and say 'you’re it.'
announce to the class that you are god an that you are angry
think of five new ways to use your shoes
run to the window, then say, 'sorry, I thought I saw the bat signal'.
ask the person in front of you to marry you
start laughing really hard and say, 'oh, now I get it.'
make a sundial
sell stolen goods
bite people
summarize the teaching of Socrates in 50 words or less
give yourself a new identity
write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can’t swim
start a Mexican wave
dig an escape tunnel
learn voodoo
lick yourself clean
learn to tie your shoes with one hand
see how many push ups you can do
experiment with your sexuality
run with scissors
make stupid lists
2006-10-20 17:40:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
show this to your parents , I'll bet they could find something to do with their money besides waste it on school for you . why don"t you read the want ads while in class but don"t set your sights too high
2006-10-20 17:55:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
toss up between....start a Mexican wave and fake seizures...
Good Luck!
2006-10-21 00:48:07 · answer #2 · answered by ~p♥kes~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...they're good and i'm sure if you did do some of them you would get kicked out and then that would be the end of your boring lecture : )
2006-10-21 00:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good ones i might try one or two
2006-10-21 00:58:22 · answer #4 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is one helluva list, i like it!!!
2006-10-21 00:43:50 · answer #5 · answered by flee1906 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋