A mother has a nosey daughter who is 10 and is always asking people questions so she decides she is going to break her of the habit. So one day on the way to drop her over at a friends the little girl asks...
"Mommy how old are you? The mother replies None of your business.
The little girl asks...
"Mommy how much do you weigh? The mother again replies none of your business.
The little girl asks....
Mommy why did you and daddy get a divorce....The mother is very upset and tells her to stop being nosey.
So the girl gets to her friends and tells her of the conversation she had with her mommy and her friend tells her to look on her mommys drivers lisence she says it tells everything about a person.
So the little girl goes home and does just that. So she goes in to her Mommy and says....
I know how old you are 45.... I know you weigh 255 lbs... and I know why you and daddy got divorced....
The mother says ok why?
The little girl says : You got an F in sex.
2006-10-20 17:29:48 · 20 answers · asked by megs 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOLOL Haha this is first time I heard this...best joke I've ever heard!!!!! Hahahaha!!!!! F in sex is sex of female. Hahaha!!!!
2006-10-20 17:51:38 · answer #1 · answered by Gyan Asamoah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that is quite funny i must say
hahahahaha she got an F in sex but really it means her gender ahhhh thats rich
2006-10-21 00:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by brian c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny but its a little to long but besides that its good
2006-10-21 00:59:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard that one like 60 kajillion times and its still funny
2006-10-21 00:39:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-10-21 00:33:14 · answer #5 · answered by dianee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah thats funny! lol
2006-10-21 00:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Meggee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my good god thats the funniest thing i hurd in a good min thanx
2006-10-21 00:32:29 · answer #7 · answered by lv23smurf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good one. Hopefully this will teach ppl not to be nosey! :o)
2006-10-21 01:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Blondie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Groan. But lol.
2006-10-21 00:47:45 · answer #9 · answered by sen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One!!!
2006-10-21 00:36:34 · answer #10 · answered by Ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋