A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues.
65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
2006-10-20 17:18:44 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
2006-10-20 17:19:40 · update #1
Ha Ha Ha ......Again it proved that Patience always Pays !!!! Good and Intelligent Joke!! Thanks for that !
2006-10-20 17:22:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A freedom or a right is a state granted permission to do something within a certain capacity that they later set with court cases. It is a joke. All of politics is a joke. Telling someone they are allowed to be free is not real freedom and is even worse being a total perversion of what a right or freedom really is.
2016-05-22 06:55:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-20 17:21:46 · answer #3 · answered by Sylvia M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......not only does she have the airbag, but I'm quite sure she had insurance on the hubby also! :o)
2006-10-20 18:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Blondie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent. Very funny
2006-10-20 17:34:54 · answer #5 · answered by noitall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! But I am still laughing.
Thanks.
2006-10-20 19:50:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch...i wouldn't want to be in the husbands shoes
2006-10-20 21:52:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe
I loved it
thanks for posting
2006-10-20 17:21:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a little twisted
2006-10-21 08:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO serves him right though
2006-10-20 17:26:12 · answer #10 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋