Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of abitch."
Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of abitch my child?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of abitch my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"
Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF ABITCH!!!"
2006-10-20 17:06:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats hilarius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard i cried!!!!!!!!!!!!!
♥LOTS OF LUV!!!!!♥
2006-10-20 17:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Good one!
But I would have changed the last part to->
Girl: But, but father...he didn't tell me had herpes.
Priest: DAMN THAT SON OF A B****!!!
2006-10-20 17:32:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nixxy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeheeheeheeheehee!
2006-10-20 17:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Serves him right! Now she got the raw end of the stick.
2006-10-20 17:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny. I don't know why some of these people have no sense of humor!
2006-10-20 17:30:14 · answer #5 · answered by dianee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's funny, but you know that there is some idiot out there that has no sense of humor and will report you.
2006-10-20 17:25:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice verry funny i'll enjoy it for a long time.also i want to thank you for the 2 points thank you
2006-10-20 17:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol dat s.hit is funny u get props 4 dat
2006-10-20 17:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats what i like to call stupid funny
2006-10-20 17:23:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny LMAO
2006-10-20 17:08:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nasty but funny
2006-10-20 17:47:45 · answer #11 · answered by Simon Says Touch Your Nose 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋