The Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun.
The Nun gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring.
The Nun asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you".
The Nun responds: "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
The Nun responds: "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says: "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
2006-10-20 16:59:55 · 19 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THIS JOKE WAS OFF THE HOOK!! Man, that was funny. Where'd you hear it?
2006-10-20 17:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by gimme 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i will fee it as 5/10. A cop pulls over a automobile load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this could be a fifty 5 MPH highway. Why are you going so sluggish?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I observed dissimilar warning signs that pronounced forty-one, no longer fifty 5." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, it incredibly isn't the fee minimize, it is the call of the line you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! stupid me! thank you for letting me be attentive to. i would be greater cautious." At this element, the cop seems interior the backseat the place the different nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's incorrect alongside with your persons lower back there? they're shaking something undesirable." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we in simple terms have been given off highway one 0 one."
2016-12-16 11:13:46 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-20 17:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, very funny I am going to pass it on
2006-10-20 17:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by mystical s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What does he have to be named Kevin?
2006-10-20 17:02:55 · answer #5 · answered by angelinvestor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is too good. So is that the penalty for lying?
2006-10-20 17:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your jokes!!!
Thanks for posting really good ones.
2006-10-20 19:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL that was hella funny!
2006-10-20 17:24:12 · answer #8 · answered by Love Exists? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2006-10-20 17:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Alejandra M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it was only a kiss?
I know, I know............off to Hell I go.
2006-10-20 17:05:02 · answer #10 · answered by kitty-mama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋