I was eating my bowl of alphabet soup when all of the sudden I scooted my elbow over and knocked it off the table. when I leaned over to look at the mess I made the letters, to my amazement, spelled out.. 'There is no god but FSM.' I used to be atheist but I now feel an immediate need to convert and am willing to save anyone else who wants to get to Flying spaghetti monster heaven. Just follow the gospel of the FSM and d owhat ever I say that FSM said in my alphabet soup and YOUR SAVED! Isn't that easy enough?
2006-10-20 16:02:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
But did you eat any of the noodly appendages?
2006-10-20 16:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
O, wise Elmo, I look upon thee and only thee for thine fine devine inspiration. If thou soup of the alphabet pursuasion spaketh Flying Spaghetti Monster, then so be it. What must I do to earneth ten points?
2006-10-20 16:09:12 · answer #2 · answered by heyrobo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make me really sad.
Do you REALLY have NOTHING better to do with your time?
I hope you don't count on F-S-M to save you from H-E-L-L when you D-I-E.
Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No man comes unto the Father except by Him.
2006-10-20 16:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where do you get this stuff.lol. Hey, does this FSM offer safe passage on airplanes. If so, I'm in.
2006-10-20 16:12:38 · answer #4 · answered by NO delusions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would have infallible proof of your prophet-hood, but alas, you ate the evidence. Welcome to the world of skepticism and unbelief. Prepare to be duly stoned. (;p)
Hoping the best for you...
2006-10-20 16:07:59 · answer #5 · answered by Debra N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I snorted when I laughed at this. You made me snort. Now I'm a dork. :o)
2006-10-20 16:04:11 · answer #6 · answered by Iamnotarobot (former believer) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋