An old cowboy sat down at the Star bucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding
my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think
about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of
women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?! "
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian."
2006-10-20 15:40:09 · 23 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not the funniest joke ever but a funny one just the same. Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-20 17:09:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ohh...
There are three coyboys in the old west, and they are outside in the middle of nowhere, but there is a bar next to them, so they walk about 100 feet away (Just in case) and have a drinking contest, The first coyboy suddenly yells.. "Is gotsta pee!!" And runs into the nearby bar. He goes to the bartender and says, "Bathroom, I needs a bethrum!" The bartender says "We have on bathroom with a metal tolite, one w/ a wooden tolite, and one w/ a singing tolite." The man hurries amd yells" Metal one!" Then the second coyboy runs in and yells, "I have ta pee!" The bartender says the same thing he said to the first coyboy and the second coyboys yells "Wooden one!" And runs in, Just as he does, the fist coyboy comes out from the metal tolite and says, "Thats too cold!"..So the bartender nods as he leaves, then the 2 cowboy comes out and says that the wooden tolite was to rough and he got splinters,The bartender nods as he walks out. Then, just as he was leaving, the third cowboy runs in and yells "Bathrum!" The bartender looks at him and says "Well, the first two arent good according to the other cowboys, so all we have is a singing tolite." He points to the tolite as the man runs. The man runs out at says "Now way, it's just sittin' there singing, 'Do you see what I see?'" And the man walks out.
2006-10-20 23:05:43 · answer #2 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry to say, but I have heard funnier. The joke is not bad, but not the funniest joke ever.
2006-10-20 22:42:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An ok joke, definately not the funniest
2006-10-20 23:14:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, not the funniest I've ever heard, but funny.
2006-10-20 22:41:42 · answer #5 · answered by odandme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good variant on an old joke!
2006-10-20 22:55:05 · answer #6 · answered by ZenPenguin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's pretty funny!Good joke!
2006-10-20 22:48:18 · answer #7 · answered by Qu3L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first joke but the second from some random clown i didn't... i don't get it
2006-10-20 23:12:50 · answer #8 · answered by Bronco16 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yee-hah!
2006-10-20 22:42:54 · answer #9 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard this before,but still funny though.Thank you for posting.
2006-10-21 00:06:43 · answer #10 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋