A woman and a man were involved in a car accident. It was a bad one. Both of their cars were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.
After they crawled out of their cars the woman said "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!"
The woman continued "And look at this! Here's another miracle.... My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man shook his head in agreement, opened the bottle, drank half of it and handed it back to the woman.
The woman took it, put the cap back on and handed it back to the man.
2006-10-20 15:38:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe... women are so evil... i love it
2006-10-20 16:33:17 · answer #1 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
specific she grew to become into somewhat clever (smarter than you). For i'm valuable she could be waiting to tell the version between the place and have been. P.S - That humorous tale is old, basically a various version of a blond and brunette humorous tale.
2016-11-24 20:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Police come, smell alcohol on his breath, charge him with drunk driving and he is responsible for the accident. After which his lawyer shows she manipulated the whole situation. He's cleared of all charges and countersues for fraud, and easily wins costs incurred and damages.
Question is, how come it's so easy for the lawyer to show she tricked him (you can assume the laywer is a woman if you want).
2006-10-20 15:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by ZenPenguin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman because she did not drink that way they will blame the car crash on the man
2006-10-20 17:50:42 · answer #4 · answered by raidergirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it after reading the answers. Funny though.
2006-10-20 17:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Well aren't you going to drink some?" He asked, competely baffled.
"No," she replied, "I'm just going to wait until the cops show up."
2006-10-20 15:58:52 · answer #6 · answered by emilyy:) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the woman the cops are gonna think that he was drunkk when he was driving
2006-10-20 15:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Ashley T 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha i guess that would answer the age old question huh?
2006-10-20 15:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! She's evil! Can I have her number?
; )
2006-10-20 15:44:04 · answer #9 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it
2006-10-20 15:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋