I have heard this joke before, not in its entiredy mostly on TV, but they never finish the joke. I would really apperciate it if someone could tell me the joke......
There once was a man from nantuket (sp?)................ Then what?
2006-10-20 15:35:42 · 13 answers · asked by Charisma 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You asked...
There are a ton of different endings. My fav is:
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin...
(As he wiped off his chin...)
"If my ear was a p**sy I'd f**k it!"
2006-10-20 15:39:59 · answer #1 · answered by ZenPenguin 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
It's not a joke, it's a limmerick. Go to www.wikipedia.org, and type in limmerick, and it will give you more info. They are little poems with similar timing, that usually are somewhat racy. For example, There once was a man from Nantucket, whos nose was so big he could fuckit, he drove in real deep, and instead sprung a leak, now his nose bleed can fill up a bucket.
2006-10-20 22:39:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a common starter for Limericks, the joke you heard on tv wasnt a particular joke
Wikipedia!
2006-10-20 22:39:05 · answer #3 · answered by t-prad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
2006-10-20 22:39:32 · answer #4 · answered by x_RadiantEclipse_x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
2006-10-20 22:38:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's not a joke, it's a poem.
2006-10-20 22:37:36 · answer #6 · answered by danzka2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zen pengu got it right
2006-10-20 22:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who had a dick so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin....as he wiped of his chin....
If my ear was a **** I'd **** it!
2006-10-20 22:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think its a limerick not a joke...
2006-10-20 22:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by crss2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
zen_pengu... YOUR the first one to get it right.. great.. the others aren't so smart
2006-10-20 23:36:30 · answer #10 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋