A little Christian humor for a change
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They mouse.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets!
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.
Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said,
"JESUS SAVES."
2006-10-20 15:18:25 · 16 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh my goodness I love this joke!!! And thank you for the day-brightener. I just got back from a haunted house and boy am l freaked out!!!
2006-10-20 15:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was in a PETSMART the other day with my niece, and since they don't sell dogs or cats we were looking at the mice, gerbils etc next to a store clerk who was cleaning out one of the cages.
A cute little girl, no more than 5 or 6 approached and asked him if the store had bunnies for sale.
The clerk got down on one knee to her level and said "Oh Yes Ma'am! Would You like a cute coal black bunny?
Or maybe a soft pure white bunny?
Or maybe a friendly brown and white bunny?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said.....
"Mister - I don't think my python cares"
2006-10-20 15:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by froggen616 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus asked satan for the difference between the Jewish mother and a rottweiler? when satan didn't know, Jesus said that the difference is that the rottweiler knows when to let go!
2006-10-20 15:27:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it says Jesus Saves at the save points in Grand Theft Auto 2. Too much to read to get to the point. Not a good joke.
2006-10-20 15:20:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That joke is so old-that Columbus slapped an Indian silly for telling it.
BTW-that's another piece of humor, laugh, don't get mad.
2006-10-20 15:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All right. That's a good one, and very Moral too!
Something we all should learn to do, along with back up more frequently!
2006-10-20 16:15:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the cleanest joke I've heard in a while. It's a good one.
2006-10-20 15:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-20 15:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by judirose2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my!
Thanks for the laugh! I needed it tonight!
2006-10-20 15:21:52 · answer #9 · answered by Heron By The Sea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny know anny more good jokes.
2006-10-20 15:24:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋