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It totally ruins my childhood memories!

2006-10-20 14:53:01 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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They broke up because Ken returned from his tour of duty in Iraq and caught Barbie in bed with G.I. Joe. Ken threw Barbie out of the Dream House and took ownership of the Pink Convertible! Now I heard Barbie's on the skids and turning tricks in a Tonka Trailer Park while Ken is having a fling with Bo-Peep from "Toy Story". Ces't La Vie!

2006-10-20 15:00:18 · answer #1 · answered by Ozzie B. 6 · 1 1

I am sorry to here that you are sad over Ken and Barbies break up

2016-03-28 02:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Because Barbie cheated on Ken, even though Ken bought her all the Malibu beach houses. Ken caught her kissing Joe at the zoo ...

2006-10-20 14:53:56 · answer #3 · answered by 6 · 0 0

Barbie got bored with Ken. She found a more interesting guy to date.

2006-10-20 14:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by coloradopsych 3 · 0 0

Barbie caught Ken in an orgy with a group of Transformers. It was all over the news.

2006-10-20 14:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by sacbea 2 · 1 0

I know, but I think Barbie lost her feelings for Ken lol and started to like Blaine better....anyways they're both old if you think about it. They have been around for like centuries! Oh well Barbie thinks Blaine is hotter and Ken is old.

2006-10-20 14:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by XoFashionista90Xo 2 · 0 0

Ken has commitment issues. After decades of dating he wouldn't marry Barbie.

2006-10-20 15:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by hopeless 4 · 0 1

Barbie cheated on Ken with his best friend, because he didn't get her anymore pink cars. Ken found out and offered her a new BMW, but she rejected.

So sad.

2006-10-20 14:57:35 · answer #8 · answered by Jadie-Babie 2 · 0 0

Ken had no D!cK I would have left him a long time ago. Look at barbie, she can get better, shes a doctor you know...

2006-10-20 14:55:15 · answer #9 · answered by Dick Tater 3 · 0 0

Barbie REALLY wanted GI Joe! Ken couldn't think "outside the box"!

2006-10-20 14:54:17 · answer #10 · answered by Life after 45 6 · 0 1

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