below is a series of complaints sent in by various tenants to their landlords
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage
the lavatory is blocked; this is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof
this is to let you know that there is a smell coming fro the man next door
the toilet seat is cracked: where do i stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall
I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen
our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces
can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done, as my wife is about to become an expectant mother
I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off
I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers
the toilet is blocked and we cannot bather the children until it is cleared
the person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous
will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk? Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant
our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it
will you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away
could you please send someone to fix our bath tap? My wife got hr toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us
I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5.30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting too much
When the workmen were here hey put their tools in my wife’s new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy
2006-10-20 14:52:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
**** means c-o-c-k
2006-10-20 14:53:21 · update #1
These are great. I printed them out for my daughter. Someone earlier asked if anyone had made you laugh today. Now I can say YES.(She's having a problem with her landlord)
2006-10-20 15:36:31 · answer #1 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You sure got a lot of problem. And do all of them and you will be pleased.
2006-10-20 15:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by chocolate~bunny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor land lord
2006-10-20 14:56:13 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehe thats nice â¥
2006-10-20 15:02:39 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never
2006-10-20 14:56:48 · answer #5 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
make him fix it. if not then move out
2006-10-20 15:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by IRIS C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this has got to be the best laugh ive had in quite a while! thanks!
2006-10-20 15:05:18 · answer #7 · answered by stalyx_808 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not really sure on this one
2006-10-20 14:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by babykatdream099 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Possibly, maybe, no, not really.
2006-10-20 14:57:32 · answer #9 · answered by Sentinel 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
so uh what's the question?
2006-10-20 15:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by speedyducky4u 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋