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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-10-20 14:43:04 · 19 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

good.....hahahahahaha....very funny.

ps to coca cola (the first answer)....not everyone comes on here everyday....looser!!!! maybe you're the one that needs to get a life

2006-10-20 16:51:46 · answer #1 · answered by Gingersnap 3 · 0 1

There is a lot of debate on whether Jesus Christ even taught about hell. Not all Christians believe in a Hell. Where's your evidence that Christ didn't teach about love or kindness or anything else similar? To answer your question, all original teachings of wise people of the past will become corrupted only because of people's egos and limited understanding; this results in the development of religions and their sects and the conflicts that come with them. All this confusion just comes from people changing the true meaning of the original words to fit their own personal agendas. The original teachings and their meanings get lost with this nonesense. This is the case for all religions, not just Christianity.

2016-05-22 06:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Cool, laughed at all of them, Like the speech impediment best.

2006-10-20 14:51:52 · answer #3 · answered by Sentinel 3 · 0 0

I like baby chinese name hhahhahhaa

2006-10-20 15:00:35 · answer #4 · answered by Theresia 2 · 0 0

you didn't offened me they were actually funny reall this one whats the difference beween a northern fariytale and a southern one halarious and the couple with the retard both the most halarious seriously ps best answer pppppppllllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee please

2006-10-20 15:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by msbowwow 2 · 0 0

I like the golden retriever joke!

2006-10-20 14:54:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude, you said this SAME one a few days ago, get a life.

2006-10-20 14:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by coca_cola_froggy 4 · 0 0

Those were pretty funny. Made me think of another one....

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry her.

2006-10-20 14:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Loved them all!!!!!!! Thanks for making me laugh. I really needed that after the week I've had at work. I'm going to save these in my favorite folder.

2006-10-20 14:51:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Great...Thanks...

2006-10-20 16:14:25 · answer #10 · answered by vegasbrother99 3 · 0 0

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