I can't get a girlfriend. Every girl that comes close to dating me finds my room full of jars of my pee. I want to keep every part of me what is wrong with that. I tried collecting my poop but it stinks too bad. I even collect my toe and finger nails in Jars. Why is this weird. How can I get a girl to understand?
2006-10-20 13:29:21 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
its good.
2006-10-20 13:32:57 · answer #1 · answered by ihateacaf 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you think you are really doing by saving all that? Do you know how bad that will be when you break a jar? I am a very understanding woman and my boyfriend has his fare share of oddities, but I could no way deal with that. It's creepy. It's like collecting blood or hair samples of other people or something. I think you try to shed those habits. It's not healthy either. Do you know how many diseases could be lurking in all that.
2006-10-20 13:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry to hear that...but I think it will be almost impossible to find a girlfriend who understand about this. Unless that girl is extremely fond of you, treat you like a god and obsessed of you.
You are narcissist and you have crossed border line of it long ago. You will probably need some help from psychologists and counsellors.
Please don't take this so hard on yourself. Everyone does like themselves either it's a little or a lot. You just happen to like yourself a lot and...always too much is a problem for anyone and it is obviously causing you problem.
Seek advices from psychologists and take your time to deal wit this problem. Take care!
2006-10-20 13:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Este 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
got a suggestion, why don't you buy a land, dump all your collection there every now and then... until you get sick of collecting your body wastes, no one will know coz it's a secluded area, and why stop with urine and poo and nails, it's more challeging to fill a jar with your flakes, don't you think? i wonder how long u've been collecting, and how ur collection looks like. but, no girl in her right mind will really understand that, really.
2006-10-20 13:53:08 · answer #4 · answered by silver_angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will never get a girl to understand that you freak! If you ever want to have a chance of having a wife stop collecting. Wow. I don't even know what to say to you. That's so gross. When you're 40 do you just want to have a barn out back of your house filled with your excrement? Nasty. Get a life.
2006-10-20 13:32:02 · answer #5 · answered by Eugene 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not trying to be mean, but maybe you should collect ANOTHER memorabilia. There is nothing wrong with wanting to keep what you have, but you should try another thing, like making a time capsule or maybe a seashell from the beach. don't collect anything that would offend someone.
2006-10-20 13:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
of all the things to collect y urine
thats straight disgusting
thats y u cant get a girl so have fun humping ur bed or a pillow which ever u choose
2006-10-20 13:33:27 · answer #7 · answered by myeesha_ani 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's gotta be some kind of health or safety hazard. why don't you keep hair clippings or something instead? that may be a little bit easier to explain as opposed to jars of urine, feces and toe and finger nail clippings. if you don't understand why that's weird, then that makes you.......weird.
2006-10-20 13:34:03 · answer #8 · answered by baybeegrl5 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Srry sweetheart if i were your girl or futur girl i wouldn't understand it either! As a matter of fact,i'm not your girl and i still don't understand! U gotta admit that that's a lil weird!!! Girls just don't like that kind of thing... @ least i don't think girls do or maybe some do...... well i don't!
2006-10-20 13:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by alwayscurious09 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
See a doctor and don't be completely honest at first...just give a little info at a time....in about 10 or so years....THEN look for a girlfriend cuz you are nuts! Repeat after me "I need therapy.....I need therapy!" Just keep repeating it till you do it! And buy a blow up doll!
2006-10-20 13:40:24 · answer #10 · answered by sixfoot8bkr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is this some sort of sick joke? surely this is! if this is for real i would suggest you get help. you will never find a girlfriend.you will never get a girl to understand. this is the kind of story you hear on the late news, when a serial killer is caught and what they find in his house.GET HELP NOW THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
2006-10-20 13:48:44 · answer #11 · answered by wisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋