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rolled down the windows, and was completley drunk, do you think it would work, or would it be just another faied suicide attempt?

2006-10-20 13:21:50 · 10 answers · asked by BadGirlGimpy 3 in Cars & Transportation Safety

I don't have an old car all I have is a newer model

2006-10-20 13:23:25 · update #1

if yes why?
if no why?

2006-10-20 13:24:31 · update #2

obviously I meant Turning on the car itself, Duhhh

2006-10-20 13:37:30 · update #3

10 answers

you would probably succeed :(

2006-10-20 13:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It would be just another failed suicide attempt.
You said 'completely drunk', not 'passed-out drunk', which you need to be in order for you to be successful. Otherwise your auto-immune system kicks in and at first you cough like crazy from the carbon-monoxide fumes and the hard coughing kicks your adrenal glands into overtime and you sober up immediately from the shot of adrenaline in your system and you almost automatically without thinking take 'save-your-own-*ss' action by turning off the ignition, opening the garage door, and then while still coughing, you go into your house where your parents look up from their newspapers and seeing you weepy red-eyed and slack jawed they ask you, "Not drunk enough - again, huh?" You say, "Nope..." and you slink off to bed.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, ... I'll try again tomorrow, it's only a day away...!
Now stop this nonsense!

2006-10-20 13:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Number1son 3 · 1 0

Your thinking old car...smoke.. The exhaust is what does you in..new car or old. Or this could be a trick question...just turning on the ignition..isnt going to do anything,,,maybe run your batteries down.

2006-10-20 13:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

You wouldn't want to ruin a new car with the stench of a dead, decaying corpse. Do it in an old clunker.

2006-10-20 13:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by toolchic 2 · 1 0

SEEK YE 1ST THE KINGDOM OF GOD, IN THE TWINKLING OF AN EYE THE MESSIAH WILL RETURN AND ALL THOUGHTS OF GARAGES WILL BE FAR REMOVED FROM YOUR MIND. TURN TO JESUS

Sow to yourselves in righteousness, reap in mercy; break up your fallow ground: for it is time to seek the LORD, till he come and rain righteousness upon you. HOSEA 10:12
GOD BLESS

2006-10-20 13:37:19 · answer #5 · answered by thewindowman 6 · 0 1

just turning on the ignition would bother you at all what you need to do is start the car for us and come back and let us know what happened.

2006-10-20 13:24:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

As it turns out, your therapist is an expert on such automotive trivia. You should seek that expert help.

2006-10-20 13:24:27 · answer #7 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 0 1

Why would you even consider this; You need help. and yes it would.

2006-10-20 15:26:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0 1

depends on whether you want it to look like an accident or not.

2006-10-20 13:32:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

YOU ARE ABOUT AS FUNNY AS A SACK OF DEAD BABIES.

2006-10-20 13:30:00 · answer #10 · answered by roy40372 6 · 1 2

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