A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No, " she says, " I'm actually a Blonde."
"I thought so, the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
2006-10-20 13:13:13 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
4
already heard it, not that good..sorry
2006-10-20 13:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
8
2006-10-20 15:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-10-20 13:15:08 · answer #3 · answered by lolli_pop69_2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Waaa Waaaaaaaa 5
2006-10-20 14:07:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
8-9
2006-10-20 14:05:12 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Nita 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad. Married blonde goes out for a 'girl's night out', promising her husband she will be home no later than midnight. " I promise!" is her last words as she leaves. She drags in at 3 A.M. drunk as hell, and as she sneaks through the house, the cuckoo clock goes off three times. Fearing a confrontation with her old man in the morning, she decides to cuckoo nine more times to make it sound like it's midnight, figuring quickly that 3 cuckoos and 9 cuckoos equal 12 cuckoos. The next morning, her husband asks her what time she got in last night. At midnight, she replies, patting herself on the back for being so smart. 'We need a new cuckoo clock', he tells her. 'Why?', she asks. ' Because last night, the clock cuckooed three times, said oh s.h.i.t., cuckooed three more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed three more times, giggled, cuckooed three more times, then tripped over the coffee table and farted!
2006-10-20 13:33:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
A 7 it was ok.
2006-10-20 14:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by You're My Wonderwall 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I"ll give it a 10 if you asure me that it is really the last one
2006-10-20 13:25:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok This one is funny! I would give it a 6.
2006-10-20 13:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by gypsilee 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well I, for one thought it was funny!!!
Give it a 7
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes, because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
---Dolly Parton---
2006-10-20 13:55:14 · answer #10 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny, but I've heard that one before, too. I give it a 5 :)
2006-10-20 13:29:53 · answer #11 · answered by Spudders 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋