What would you suggest I do to hep alleviate my mischeivous boredom?
2006-10-20 12:05:38 · 15 answers · asked by silversilver3 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Number of things, depending upon how naughty you want to get :-
1. Examine your empty wine bottle. Ascertain the country of origin. Look on www.yell.com and find the number to the wine producing countries UK embassy. Ring them, and discuss how good their grapes are. Don't forget to provide tips on how they could make it better.
2. Harrang QVC. QVC presenters love to be harranged by drunken monkeys in the twilight hours. It WAS one of my favourite pastimes. NOTE, it's always best to feign interest in the item/s they are peddling. That way you get on air...I will leave the rest to you.
3. Place a note in your neighbour's milk bottles stating "Only Soya & Rice Milk from now on please". Works best with old people. NOTE, points will be added for style if you bury a plastic bird inside the bottle, preferably a Blue Tit.
4. No doubt you have a large amount of junk post laying around. Take the junk post, and send it to various offending companies.
5. If you have friends around, place some cling film over the toilet. This never fails to produce a reaction, especially when it's a gentlemen doing oneses !
6. Knife throwing. This is an art, especially after alcohol. Remember wooden doors love to have sharp knives thrown into them.
And finally....
7. Go to bed. Mischief and a head full of alcohol is a dangerous combination.
2006-10-20 12:53:23 · answer #1 · answered by dannyllama 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same as i am about to do ,open another bottle and get even more mischevious,but in a nice way ,where you can easily be forgiven. or open yet another bottle and collapse into bed ,and then wake up on saturday,as always and think what a prat i have been ,Groundhog day i know it but ijust cant get out of the loop.¡
2006-10-20 12:24:33 · answer #2 · answered by wozza.lad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, lucky u for having far too much wine, and as you put it `to hep alleviate your boredom,stay on this site and chat all night with me
2006-10-20 14:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by gizzyllan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ZOINKS. ACE is 50???? Your physique could be jacked up, wrinkled, and falling aside, yet i'm advantageous possible artwork it like wild stallion in the mattress room or kitchen or hallway or outdoor or spa, and so on., by a sprint blue pill. in case you ever unload the hag and prefer women with filthy minds...*wink wink* Oh and chuffed chuffed chuffed chuffed chuffed sixty fifth birthday hotstuff!!! XOXOXOXO
2016-12-08 18:13:41 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a) have a ****
b) eat a pie
c) have a solo game of "hunt the thimble"
d) have some more wine
e) ask a yahoo question
f) have a ****
2006-10-20 12:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by LeviTosh 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cheky chap aint ya lol
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2006-10-20 12:11:14 · answer #6 · answered by Katie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check into rehab...yeuch what a creep!
2006-10-20 12:19:49 · answer #7 · answered by twinkle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have another maybe you will fall asleep
2006-10-20 12:48:54 · answer #8 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do something really naughty
2006-10-20 12:09:15 · answer #9 · answered by Tara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
erm go bed lol
2006-10-20 12:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋