For example, when you made funny faces, your mom might say "stop making faces or your face will freeze and stay like that".
2006-10-20 11:55:43 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
"Don't drink coffee, it'll stunt your growth."
"Don't cross your eyes, they'll stay that way."
"Don't eat watermelon/orange/apple seeds or they'll grow in your belly."
"If you swallow your gum it'll stay in your stomach forever."
"Never call someone ugly, you'll have a baby that grows up to look just like them."
2006-10-20 12:07:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey don't tell your dad, but he ain't your father,
Or hurry up and read this Playboy, I don't want you to turn out gay, I was 4??
If I didn't clean up, they will leave me outside, and the llorona, is going to come get me, she's been looking for me, because she lost a kids who looks just like me
My mom always used to call me a son of a B**** , and I used to giggle
I got so many of them, but there bringing up nothing, bad memories, I need to go cry my self to sleep!
2006-10-20 12:04:45 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i know this sounds nasty and unmotherly, but when i would she would be cooking and i'd ask "is it done yet,ma?" she'd say " no and if you can't wait pues, "alse la pata y lambe" which is spanish for " lift up your leg and lick". Of course I was a teenager and old enough to hear this and of course she was kidding!
2006-10-20 12:03:25 · answer #3 · answered by *SexXyLuV* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that watermelon seeds would sprout and grow watermelons in my stomach if I ate them. I was a chunky kid so I always thought I had watermelons in my tummy. Obviously I was gullible to.
2006-10-20 11:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told my tounge would turn black if I told a lie.
My dad would tell me naked fat ladies ran through the house late at night when I was asleep.
2006-10-20 14:09:56 · answer #5 · answered by Kat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every now and then one of us kids would get a sty in our eye and my dad would always look very serious and say, oh I see you've been peeing in the street again. he got a kick out of hearing us protest.
2006-10-20 12:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Nani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I asked where I came from I was told that I was found in the cabbage patch!
2006-10-20 12:00:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was told if I didn't close the cupboard door I would die with my mouth open. I would turn to my mon and say,"So? I'll be dead; why cares?"
2006-10-20 11:59:41 · answer #8 · answered by bumclown7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mom use to tell us that I was adopted and my sister was hatched from an egg.
2006-10-20 11:57:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my mom used to tell us that kids in china were starving and my brother used to tellher that is okay they can have my food . Used to really crack me up.
2006-10-20 11:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Kate T. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋