There was a Latin Girl, an Asian girl, and a blonde. After their moms having packed the same meal for three days, they are sick of it. They vowed that if they had the same meal again the next day, that they would jump off of the school roof.
Well, the next day, the Latin girl opens up her lunch and sees a tamale in it and jumps to her death.
The Asian does the same and sees rice in hers and jumps to her death also.
The blonde opens hers and sees a tuna sandwich and jumps to her death.
At the girls funerals, the Latin's mom cried and said "I should've listened to her... I had no idea she hated tamales so much!"
The Asian's mom cried and said "I didn't believe her... I should've listened!"
Both the Asian and the Latin's mom hug and cry into each other's shoulders... but they noticed that the blonde's mom wasn't crying.
"What?" The blonde's mom said. "She made her own lunch."
2006-10-20 11:25:26 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! haha!
here's one for you:
What's in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away into the back of the store. There they found three sacks to hide in. When the police officer checked there, he examined each sack.
He kicks the first bag, and the redhead says "meow" in a high voice. The cop determines that it must only be a cat in that bag, and he moves on to the next.
When he kicks the second bag, the brunette says "woof" in a low voice. The officer determines that it must only be a dog in that bag, so he moves on to the last bag.
He kicks the third bag, and the blonde shouts "potato" to the officer.
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2006-10-20 11:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde gets on a plane and goes to first class. She only has a coach ticket. The flight attendants try to get her to move, but all she says is "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful and I'm going to New York first class." They try for a bit, but have no luck. They finally get the captain, who whispers something in her ear. She immediately gets up and moves. The flight attendants ask what he said, because they had tried for a while to get her to move. The captain turns and says, "I told her that First Class was going to Nashville. She'd have to get in coach to get to New York!"
2006-10-20 18:29:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bahahaha
2006-10-20 18:35:09 · answer #3 · answered by [L]RawR? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a funny one. I love blonde jokes.
2006-10-20 18:30:01 · answer #4 · answered by DawnDavenport 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good joke. I'm a blond but i don't get offended by blonde's jokes
2006-10-20 18:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by i love bunnys 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!! funny funny. I love jokes and can be blond when I am not dying my hair.
2006-10-20 18:26:57 · answer #6 · answered by Barbara C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh I heard it before. But it's still good.
2006-10-20 18:32:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny LOL!
2006-10-20 23:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by latina chick 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard this joke before , but with different characters.. it is still very funny...
2006-10-20 18:41:27 · answer #9 · answered by sweet pea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. a sad story LOL funny
2006-10-20 18:27:19 · answer #10 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋