I already don't like foreplay. I'm not even sure what it is. I'm a bad kisser. I whine about how a woman cannot climax quickly, putting more pressure on her anyway. I say I'm getting 'wet' from pre-semen, which women tend to find a bit creepy. I don't know how to be sexy at all. I also make the women pay for everything. Any other ideas?
2006-10-20 11:18:15 · 14 answers · asked by Kmore 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Have you tried urinating in bed or telling her she looks like a man? This might work, but if not, vomiting on her pet/child/grandparent should do the trick!!
2006-10-20 11:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by Fluke 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nut on her face , roll off the bed and then go downstairs and eat all her food while u watch a football game.
2006-10-20 11:27:03 · answer #2 · answered by icon2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would have to wonder how you are even getting in their pants in the first place. and i think you might be mental. i would go ahead and keep treating them the way you are, some women like a challenge.
2006-10-20 11:25:08 · answer #3 · answered by sangellai 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make sure you eat lots of gassy foods beforehand so that you can be a human fart machine in bed.
2006-10-20 11:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I see where you're trying to go here.
You should only enjoy anal. Chicks dig that!
2006-10-20 11:24:59 · answer #5 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well just like watch some movies and watch what they do mke sure there like hunks iight well i best thing is to do not to tell her ur getting wet tell her ur a little horny iight and some other stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think thats frikin hott okay i would totally be all over u i would teach you how to kiss and **** iight!!!!! well thats just me lol
Nikki <333's yah!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-20 11:21:43 · answer #6 · answered by nikki 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why dont you insist finishing off in her hair? That would be really bad i think...
No offende and all, but youre really weird...
2006-10-20 11:21:16 · answer #7 · answered by remove 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahah love the name ummm try tieing her up and letting her set there while you jack off to porn
2006-10-20 11:21:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask if you can pee in her butt.
Chicks love that s)hit.
2006-10-20 11:33:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, you're pretty bad
2006-10-20 11:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by Devon M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋