Yo mama so old, she has dreams in black and white.
2006-10-20 11:07:13 · 21 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-20 11:08:51 · answer #1 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, they won't let her to any football games cause she will graze on the turf.
How do you get your mama into a car? Grease down her thighs and throw in a twinkie!
2006-10-20 18:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by Draco Moonbeam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat that when she jogged she caused an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat when she dived in the lake, she drowned the city and the Tsunami was also caused by her jumping in the ocean.
2006-10-20 18:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by observer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamas lips are so big; Chapstick had to invent a spray bottle!
2006-10-20 18:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by Raymond 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so poor she had to watch tv on a etch a sketch
2006-10-20 18:55:26 · answer #5 · answered by L-Rize 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, well Yo Mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
What you got to say to that BIOTCH!!!!!!?
2006-10-20 20:18:34 · answer #6 · answered by Plague92 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That explains the "ceated in 1945 lable"
2006-10-20 18:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooooh, um, funny, (I guess)!
Here, I'll tell you one my friends always say:
"Yo' momma so fat, every time she sees a school bus full 'a white kids, she shouts Twinkie!"
2006-10-20 18:11:22 · answer #8 · answered by Abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so ugly, she makes blind kids cry.
2006-10-20 18:11:19 · answer #9 · answered by Tiffany* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its ok not every one can be smart. And obviously you are a prime example.
2006-10-20 18:10:53 · answer #10 · answered by bettyboop_bell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
did she really?!
buy her a colour screen 4 xmas!
2006-10-20 18:12:01 · answer #11 · answered by roselia_01 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋