An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!"
2006-10-20 11:03:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-20 11:05:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:) Thats Funny
2006-10-20 18:12:41 · answer #2 · answered by SunShine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, sooooo funny
2006-10-20 18:06:42 · answer #3 · answered by Deb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny
2006-10-20 18:05:58 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute
2006-10-20 18:12:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty funny!! LOL :)
2006-10-20 18:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by littltre09 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-20 21:59:31 · answer #7 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-20 18:09:47 · answer #8 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋