Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each timezone!
2006-10-20 11:03:24 · 9 answers · asked by ╔═♠═╗ ♣777♣ ╚═♠═╝ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-10-20 11:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Mimi C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks!!!!!!!!!!
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!!!!
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Gimme my ten points, you can't beat me in a Yo Mama battle.
2006-10-20 20:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Plague92 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... Yo Mamma so fat when she put on a red dress and walk out the front door the kids in the neighborhood yell out
"HEY KOOLAID!"....Oh Ya!
2006-10-20 18:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by raven_x8706 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
777, i think I'm the only one who smiles at your jokes.( Mind you i did say smile not laugh.) lol
2006-10-20 18:08:10 · answer #4 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good try. Try again!
2006-10-20 18:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice try
2006-10-20 18:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Didnt really find that funny , sorry
2006-10-20 18:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by SunShine 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your so cute
2006-10-20 18:18:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i beg u... STOP!
2006-10-20 18:10:08 · answer #9 · answered by Shoush 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋