A man walked into a bar, a saw another older man with a HUGE lighter.
"Where did you get that?" Asked the younger man.
"I have a geni, want to try 'im out?" asked the elder. The first man was confused, but agreed. The older man gave him the lantern.
"I wish for... a million bucks!" Asked the man, smiling.
Suddenly, a duck walked in. Then another and another, until at least one million ducks waddled into the room, cramming it.
"Ya see, the geni here has a hearing problem."
"He does??" Asked the younger man, franticly.
"Yup! Do yah think I wished for a ten inch Bic?"
2006-10-20 10:56:00 · 22 answers · asked by Lisa C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(A 'Bic' is the most popular company that makes lighters ;P They also make pens.)
2006-10-20 11:09:39 · update #1
That's Funny!!
2006-10-20 10:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by livinia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2006-10-20 17:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by reaching ♥ you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's pretty good. On a scale of 1 to ten, I'll give it a 10.
2006-10-20 18:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hayden 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha
2006-10-20 17:59:01 · answer #4 · answered by Gone Rogue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I heard it, the man had a small man with a piano with him... The punch line was "Do you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist???"...
2006-10-20 17:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by HONORARIUS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... thank you,i Wait to read your second joke.
2006-10-20 18:20:39 · answer #6 · answered by abotraka777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gave me a smile.
2006-10-20 17:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by CJBig 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhaahahahahahaha that gave me a smile
2006-10-20 17:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by CHELSEA B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha realy hearing problem can bring u lot of other problems
2006-10-20 17:59:00 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-20 18:00:17 · answer #10 · answered by boog 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋