A woman walks into a tattoo parlor. She gets into the chair and tells the tattoo artist, "I want two tattoos, one on each of my inner thighs. I want a Christmas tree on one thigh and a turkey on the other."
The tattoo artist begins his work, but is a bit confused, so he says, "Lady, I'll do anything my customers want, but I gotta ask, why would you want a Christmas tree on one thigh and a turkey on the other?"
"Well, if you really want to know," she firmly answers, "I'm sick and tired of my husband telling me that there's never anything to eat between the holidays."
2006-10-20 10:54:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oohhhhh myyyyyy gaaaaaaawwwddd!
lol funny.
bonked my head funny.
2006-10-20 10:58:10 · answer #1 · answered by leavemealonestalker 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Another woman went to a tattoo parler,she wanted her two favorite country singers tattooed on her inner thighs,she told the guy she wanted,Conway Twitty, on one side,and Charlie Rich on the other,when he had finished,she said that the tattoo's didnt look anything like the singers. The guy said he would, get someone to give an unbiased opinion. He went out the front door,and the first person he saw was an old wino.He brought him inside and told him, to look between the lady's spread thighs. he asked "who's pictures are there?" the old wino looked for a few minutes,then said "I don't know the fellas on the right or left, but,yhe one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson"
2006-10-20 18:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
this joke is so funny, Ive never heard this one before
2006-10-20 18:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Charisma 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao hahahahhahahahaha hummm tasty
2006-10-20 18:12:27 · answer #4 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL - Omg - is it ur real story i wonder!!! ;-)
2006-10-20 18:01:27 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG....
2006-10-20 17:59:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
:) :)
2006-10-20 22:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋