Is it true they give you cash for your sperm, When i think of all the money ive let slip through my fingers through the years
2006-10-20 10:43:25 · 8 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And to think Hookers charge US for the "deposit!!
which reminds me of a Joke....
A woman enters a sperm bank with puffy cheeks. The lady at the counter says "do you want to fill out a form for receiving a donation?" The woman shakes her head NO. "then what do you want?" she asked. The Woman looked left and right and finnally made a swallowing sound and replied "Well, I WAS here to make a deposit!"
2006-10-20 11:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by nooodle_ninja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
I don't think there are many places that do this anymore. And you have to pass an I.Q. test before you can donate anyway. Not just anyone can give sperm to a sperm banks, they want us to spawn more intelligent people...but maybe they should try just letting morons give sperm. Maybe two morons having a kid kind of cancel it out and make an intelligent kid. Lets just pray that 50 years from now its better. Because right now it sucks.
2006-10-20 10:46:35 · answer #2 · answered by iLoveHugs 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is true, but you have to fill a profile and worse yet they can tax you for child support - I heard about a casewhere a guy had to pay alimony for donated sperm.
2006-10-20 10:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by mightywok 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want kids that came from you, and have your blood running through them, Yes they usually do. But i dont think its a very good idea. You dont know who will be taking care of the baby that belongs to you.
2006-10-20 10:45:32 · answer #4 · answered by jess_n_flip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not often - most banks dont want to have to deal with their constant debt problems
2006-10-20 10:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by Apollo C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They pay in rolled quarters.
2006-10-20 10:44:58 · answer #6 · answered by MЯ BAIT™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Were you serious?
2006-10-20 10:45:13 · answer #7 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
:-D
2006-10-20 10:46:02 · answer #8 · answered by Kristen K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋